@ericONEderful: I always click the unfollow button with my middle finger .
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@TheMichaelRock: Pregnant white women over 30 always buy the biggest SUV around, because you never know when you'll give birth to half of a baseball team.
@chuuew: Cop: Admit it! You killed that family Murderer: You can't prove anything... Cop: You know, you're actually called "Murderer" in this thing
@68Cly29: I always look for the best looking cashier at the supermarket and always end up at the self checkout lane