@Stellacopter: I always cry at wedding ceremonies because I don't want to be there.
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@themorris23: I wish I was as committed to anything the way infomercial actors are committed to over dramatizing their reaction to household chores.
@themorris23: In the car and passed by a cop and my 12 year old says "everyone be cool! Act normal!" Expecting that Father of the Year award any day now
@BitchyJasmine: My neighbors loved the music so much when I turned it up, that they invited the police to listen. :)