@Stellacopter: I always cry at wedding ceremonies because I don't want to be there.
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@abbycohenwl: St. Peter: Why should I let you into heaven? Me: Once a coworker said "supposably" 7 times in a meeting & I just let her StP: Get in here
@joshbupkes: that moment when football players come out of the locker room and realize they're all wearing the same thing again
@MarcusTheToken: Always carry a newspaper or magazine so you appear to be preoccupied. - stalker handbook page 2 paragraph 3