@LoveNLunchmeat: I always cry at weddings, but only because being that close to large cakes makes me so happy.
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@TheMichaelRock: I'm not saying you started that fire, Billy Joel; I'm just saying that innocent people don't write songs to defend themselves.
@krisv_723: If we've gone swimming together you can be certain that at some point you've swam through my pee
@WilliamAder: If HBO released all ten episodes of Game of Thrones at once, maybe I'd be able to remember the characters' names from episode to episode.