@batkaren: I always date mathematicians. That way when they ask why I'm breaking up w/them I can say DO THE MATH JERRY. Oh yeah & I always date Jerries
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@Sarcasticsapien: I hate the phrase "let me clarify" because it means someone is about to talk some more.
@Reverend_Scott: u don't need dangerous marijuana pot get high on life -ride a bike -read a good book -make a sacrifice to the dark lord -watch a sunset
@TheBeerGuy73: The only time that my wife screams my name in bed is when I break wind in my sleep.