@TheBoydP: I always feel better when my doctor says something is normal for my age but then think dying will also be normal for my age at some point.
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@dumbbeezie: I hate it when you have french fries and all of the sudden people are acting like they like you
@noog: I wish the entire planet could come together as one and agree to refer to Kanye as Kanye Kardashian so we can bask in his shattered ego.
@BreadFoster: Only in New York will they pay $5 a bottle for cold water, but cry when it's free from the sky.