@OpieDokey: I always get a "Yes" from women, but it's usually followed by "That's him, officer."
@chris_isloi: Everyone keeps returning to the same hypothetical. If loving you is wrong...
What if loving you is gross? That's the question.
@SteevUmc: The best things in life are free.
Stealing is awesome.
@scarebro: Scientists use dead bodies? Jesus, I know they're nerds but they should still be able to make living friends.
@That_Damn_Duck: I don't have a mental problem, I have mental problems...plural.
@DumbConfessions: I love Alfredo sauce.
Unless you're a dude named Alfredo.