@OpieDokey: I always get a "Yes" from women, but it's usually followed by "That's him, officer."
@TeaPartyCat: BREAKING: Hillary Clinton concedes election to Donald Trump, saying “I just can’t see how I can win after Scott Baio endorsed Trump.”
@PlopWaffle: Date : So you're the youngest of three?
Me : Yep, my parents are both older.
@Swishergirl24: The first rule of denial club is I can stop anytime I want.
@OhNoSheTwitnt: I put my earbuds on just like everybody else. Frantically as someone approaches.