@OpieDokey: I always get a "Yes" from women, but it's usually followed by "That's him, officer."
@PaperWash: Find everything OK, sir?
Everything except happiness!
You won't find that at Wal-Mart!
We laughed & laughed until my credit card declined
@JukeJointJesse: Just logged into Facebook instead of Twitter and I now feel like I shouted out the wrong name in bed.
@MandiAtRandom: I feel like something is missing from my life and I don't know if it's a person, a puppy, or just a burrito.
@BruppFWTX: "A clean desk is a sign of a cluttered drawer ."