@OpieDokey: I always get a "Yes" from women, but it's usually followed by "That's him, officer."
@KentWGraham: I wish No More Tangles shampoo would work on Christmas lights.
@WilliamAder: My car's GPS has learned to say "Your other left."
@TrueTorontoGirl: CNN: We're not sure but we'll report it anyway.
@ColoradoCrow: That moment when the woman ur dancing behind bends over so u can grind &u realize she lost an earring & nobody in starbucks can hear ur iPod
@internetluke: *as girl walks in*
98, 99, *grunts* 100
Uhm, no? Just learning to count.