@ilovepie84: I always get "never shake a baby" and "cats always land on their feet" mixed up. Anyways I need a lawyer.
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@zachreinert03: What i do in my bedroom is my business, what I do in your bedroom ok I guess that's your business
@alwayzintruble: My entire day will be spent laughing at my children because they have to go back to school tomorrow..
@CrissieC: I just found a half eaten hotdog inside of a Mr.Potatohead in the hamper. Living with a toddler is like living with a tiny hammered person.