@nigelgodwin: I always have a suicide note in my shower so that i wont look stupid if i ever slip and crack my head
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@Danny_McH2O: She told me my analogies didn't make any sense. It seriously made me feel like a biscuit in an elevator.
@economybacon: "My anger began to flow through me like hot mountain sweat.." Um, don't you mean "Lava"? "...like warm hill pee"