@_xLNc: I always have too much month left at the end of my money.
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@Mikecanrant: The baby in the car next to me is either unable to control his arms or hes throwing me gang signs. Im not taking any chances. *locks doors*
@IamEnidColeslaw: I stopped going to the beach because people kept mistaking me for a corpse and poking me with sticks
@onelongbender: When people tell me I'm intimidating, I generally just glare at them until they take it back.