@KevinFarzad: I always keep a baseball bat under my bed in case 17 people break in and wanna play baseball
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@envydatropic: According to the CDC, the leading cause of death in 2016 was having a career in the 80's that brought you any level of fame
@canadasandra: What does it mean if the Holy Water sizzles when it hits your skin (asking for a friend)
@Cheeseboy22: The bright side of getting attacked by a Cyclops is only having to use half the pepper spray.
@TheRealNickKay: Daddy Bear -"Someones been sleeping in my bed." Mummy Bear -"Wouldn't be the first time." Daddy Bear -"It's been 3 years Sue, let it go."