@KevinFarzad: I always keep a baseball bat under my bed in case 17 people break in and wanna play baseball
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@WetzelGeek: I pick up my dog's poop with empty Snickers wrappers. What I do with it afterwards is strictly on a need-to-know basis.
@tastefactory: *I finish setting up a display of skeletons in my front yard* Neighbor: Great Halloween display! Me: What is halloween?
@Elifcello: Every so often I Google my name hoping someone stole my identity and made a better something out of myself.