@kjmeow: I swear my toddler yells at me in Vietnamese
@KateWhineHall: Me: *gets on scale*
5yo: Whoa! That's a lot of points!
@megsaystweet: My Uber driver was telling me "stop apply lipstick!" and "start lipstick, Miss!" because of holes in the road... not all heroes wear capes
@ambamthankyamam: Apparently my hub is a 92 yr old trapped in a younger body. He just referred to you guys as my Pinstagram friends.
@SondraDeeMe: By the nervous look on his face I thought my boyfriend had an engagement ring hidden in his hand but it was just a stranger's bra.
Whew.
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