@noog: [sees girl reading To Kill A Mockingbird] “Ah I love that book. The way he just [clenches fist] kills all those frickin birds.”

@Smurfettude: Remember: It's not stalking if you don't see me.

@Vodkantots: Looking for someone to shovel my snow while dressed as a stormtrooper. No weirdos.

@Playing_Dad: *5 puts on shoes* Me: they're on the wrong feet. 5: but I can't... Me: can't..? 5 I don't have any more feet to put them on. Me: touche

@tropicalenvy: Some people are just better left alone. In a jacket, in a room with padded walls.