@wickedsuga: I always keep a taser on me in case anyone asks if they can have one of my fries.
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@loudmouth_usa: Him: If you could have dinner with any people, living or dead, who would you choose? Me: All the dead ones
@sixfootcandy: Thanks for posting another selfie. I completely forgot what you looked like 24 hours ago.
@Mr_Kapowski: Betsy Ross: "Let's put some happy little stars in a circle on the flag" Many years later, an heir of hers, Bob, would say something similar