@wickedsuga: I always keep a taser on me in case anyone asks if they can have one of my fries.
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@WilliamAder: So, on July 4th, one of the hottest days of the year, we're all going to sit outside of our air-conditioned homes and cook over a fire?
@iamspacegirl: [Drive-thru] CRONUS: Yes- I'll have the bucket of popcorn children Intercom: *crackling* Popcorn chicken, sir? CRONUS: omg what did I say
@TheAlexP: Little known fact: Henry Ford called it an automobile because "Horse with no Name" sounded stupid.
@Rollinintheseat: When I get cold in a movie theater, I pull a CVS receipt out of my purse and use it as a blanket.