@QwertyJones3: I always keep a water spray bottle next to my bed in case a cat burglar breaks in.
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@birbigs: Why does my computer always ask me if I'm "sure" about stuff? Yes, I want to delete my hard drive.
@CornOnTheGoblin: cause baby now we've got baaathtubs you know we soaking in maaad suds so take a loofah for baaack scrubs cause baby now we baaathtubs [hey!]
@lalenguafuerte: Rihanna says, "chains & whips excite me." I doubt her ancestors felt the same way...
@underchilde: If I tell you I'm "breaking out the fine china," I just mean the expensive paper plates.