@DecantAndPour: I always keep an empty milk bottle in the fridge just in case anyone wants a black coffee.
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@UncleDuke1969: Me: A watched pot never boils. Wife: ... Me: ... Wife: ... Me: ... Wife: ... Me: ... Wife: Try turning on the stove, idiot.
@AbbieEvansXO: “god I love doggy style” I say excitedly as I put a top hat and bow tie on my golden lab