@DecantAndPour: I always keep an empty milk bottle in the fridge just in case anyone wants a black coffee.
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@mattytalks: Funny that Lebron couldn't even finish a game due to cramps when RoboCop saved all of Detroit without even having his own legs
@TweetPotato314: It’s my son’s birthday this week; so we’ve been doing whatever he wants since he was born.
@MrSandeepP: I dont't want to die a virgin because that means I'll have to have sex with terrorists.