@JermHimselfish: I always keep an old key and a map with random X's all over it in my pocket so that shortly after my death occurs a treasure hunt ensues.
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@Southernwit_1: I’m beginning to think that a woman calling another woman hun or sweetie is not a term of endearment.
@StephenBCramer: The bible says you can't buy your way into heaven but there isn't a church in the country that won't encourage you to try.
@onion_an: Interviewer: Have you worked in a fertility clinic before? Me: No [nervous because it's my 1st interview] Me: But I used to be an embryo
@Browtweaten: Me: I'll be there in five minutes Pharmacist: It should be ready Me: *time travels ten years to the future, goes to store* Mutant Insect Pharmacist: It'll be another fifteen minutes Me: I KNEW IT