@koalaslament: I always live in constant fear that a bicep avi is gonna steal my lady and treat her right
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@dorsalstream: Before posting each tweet, I ask myself: Does it bring me joy? Will it bring joy to others? I never wait for the answer.
@LibelousLurker: My kids can't play at your house because they might begin to think laundry doesn't live on the couch.
@shadygrenade: *ransom note on gun* [1 million dollars by Friday or I shoot your daughter. No exceptions] [ps please mail gun back it's my only one]