@68Cly29: I always look for the best looking cashier at the supermarket and always end up at the self checkout lane
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@GreenishDuck: Can't believe a woman would grow a life inside of her for 9 months and then name it Ian.
@Tmoney68: BREAKING: Apple reportedly prepping electric car. Battery life is expected to be about an hour, with a 2 foot charging cable.
@Amburglar_: Sochi is doing that thing where they manically try to clean the house 10 minutes before company arrives. But the house is Russia.
@NoTheOtherJohn: The name "groundhog" suggests the presence of sea and skyhogs and I am not sure how I feel about that.