@Cheeseboy22: I always make it a point to become friends with babies. That's free cake once a year for a lifetime.
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@Kimgee8: Apparently "naked" is not the answer when someone mad at you asked, how do you sleep at night?
@michaelianblack: Fun fact: The hip word "chillax" is a combination of the slang term "chill" and the more traditional word "laxative."
@AintNoFamily: Why is everyone so obsessed with the idea of love? If you're dying to be hurt so badly, I've got a baseball bat for that.