@Cheeseboy22: I always make it a point to become friends with babies. That's free cake once a year for a lifetime.
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@rickolantern: I'll bet when two cannibals get trapped in an elevator going to lunch, around the fifth minute, things start getting a little weird.
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@KKAlThani: "So tell me what you want, what you really, really want" - a hilarious waiter taking a Spice Girl's order