@WilliamAder: I always say "goodbye" to the Wal-Mart greeter, just to close that loop.
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@KenJennings: Bad news, the police just seized our German holiday bread. They said it was stollen. Folks, they said it was stollen.
@WheelTod: [First Date. Full moon] Her: You looked different in your profile picture. Werewolf: I forgot to check the calendar