@rgay: I always say thank you to Alexa so that when the machines take over they know I am nice.
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@repomon: Knock knock?? Who's there?? Jehovah Witness. Knock knock?? Knock knock?? Hello?? Knock knock??
@MomOnFire: I'm starving and all I have is a refrigerator full of health food. I hate who I was four days ago.
@BoucheDag2k: Just went to the mens room & came out to an empty office. Either the building is on fire or there is cake in the break room. Win/win