@rgay: I always say thank you to Alexa so that when the machines take over they know I am nice.
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@Freudianscript: My therapist told me that if ignorance is bliss, there's no reason for me to be on antidepressants.
@robin_991: My husband left me this morning. Again. he'll be back after work, but still. I'm getting really sick of these games.
@Reverend_Scott: Satan: "Waaazzz up?" God: "Speak of the Devil." Satan: "Really?" God: "Sorry, figure of speech." Satan: "Jesus Christ." Jesus: "What?"