@kelkulus: I always sleep naked. I don't care if it makes people uncomfortable, they can just switch buses.
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@nocturnallyme: I could be wrong, but an escape goat strikes me as an awfully inefficient getaway plan.
@LuvPug: I'm 14 shows into the 1st season of 'Lost' & there are SO many mysteries. I sure hope someone finds out where Sawyer plugs in his flat iron
@Brampersandon_: [zombie movie set] Director into megaphone: "We're about to start rolling. Look alive people!" *actors look around confused as heck*
@QwertyJones3: [vacuuming] Pick up your feet please. Kid on sofa: No! Ok *sucks kid into vacuum feet first* *turns to next kid* Pick up your feet please.