@imence2: I always take my kids on vacation during drug awareness week...because there's just some things they should learn from their dad.
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@Book_Krazy: Me: Hi. I can't take your call right now but please leave a message. CW: I'm standing right in front of yo... Me: BEEEEEEEEEEEEP