@CheryeDavis: I always take the high road, because the colors are more psychedelic and sometimes you see a unicorn.
YOU MIGHT ALSO LIKE
@AmishPornStar1: Me: Ooh, I'd love to go to your party, but I have a dentist appointment. Her: On a Saturday night? Me: I've got really bad teeth.
@Bill_Nye_Tho__: elephants sleep standing up you could be chillin with an elephant and at any moment they could just be like "lmao for sure, g'night"
@AsgardianRose: Her: We had the baby! She is 7lbs 3oz, born at 9:08am. We'll be naming her tomorrow. Me: Tomorrow is a terrible name for a baby, tbh.
@Storminika: The rodents in my home are so damn big, they step in the glue traps and wear them like flip-flops around the house.