@QwertyJones3: I always thought a chickpea was just when girls go to the bathroom in groups.
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@mollymcnearney: Woman cut me off, stole my parking spot. I honked, flipped her off and went into yoga. Woman came into class as the instructor. Namaste.
@jonnysun: my son just asked me where do pizzas come from adn has yet to ask me where do babeys come from. thats my boy
@Lisa_Laughs_: I'm torn between having 'wish you were here' or 'look behind you' engraved on my headstone.