@DaveTheAlbino: I always wanted to be just like Flo Rida. That's why I changed my name to "New Ham Sure"
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@VeroniKaboom: "He sure seems like a nice young man" is Grandma-speak for "I'd totally hit that."
@Mr_Kapowski: It doesn't matter if you can tell an Asian from a African elephant if it's charging you At that point, it's irrelephant
@DevilryFun: I'm not scared I'll end up in an asylum after a breakdown. I'm scared someone will record it on their phone and I'll end up on a GIF.