@jjax44: I always wanted to run a pharmacy and put "Seriously, TMI" on all the receipts.
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@owlbacon: They should make realistic pregnancy test commercials. 2 best friends in a bathroom praying for a neg & celebrating w a shot & a happy dance
@NicCageMatch: No, please, let me give up my subway seat to your 6-year-old child who must be bone-tired from a life consisting mostly of playing & napping
@TSDD24: HER: Let's do some role playing ME: Okay, be ur sister HER: I was thinking a sexy profession.. ME: Oh okay. What's ur sister do for work?