@Cunda22: I always wear a wet suit and goggles to the pub so I don't look like an idiot when I wake up on the beach in the morning.
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@Carbosly: Me blacking out when I'm drunk is God's way of telling me that what I do when I drink is none of my business.
@daemonic3: A Black Mirror episode where you wake up and all TV & movie actors are Tom Hanks. In fact, everyone you know is now played by Tom Hanks. You go crazy and live out your life in an insane asylum. At your funeral, your rising soul looks down at your casket, where Tom Hanks lies dead
@slytherinstef: I'm totally winning this weight watchers thing! I've eaten more points than everyone!!! I hope I'm doing this right...