@Cunda22: I always wear a wet suit and goggles to the pub so I don't look like an idiot when I wake up on the beach in the morning.
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@Steelers1972: If zombies ever attack just go to Costco, they have walls, years of food and supplies, and zombies can't get in without a Costco membership
@jimmy_sharpe: Sometimes I spend whole meetings wondering how they got the big meeting table through the door.
@Daddyissues__: Roses are red. Violets are blue. If he's busy on Valentine's Day, the side chic is you.