@thejessbess: I always wear running shoes while driving because you won't know what the terrain will be like until after the cop pulls you over.
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@bornmiserable: You know you're on drugs when you're talking to your kids about drugs and you don't have any kids.
@sarcasticmommy4: If you think you're having a bad day, the lady who took my order in the drive-thru asked me if my order was to go.
@kidphonic: Fear of hospitals isn't irrational, I went to 1 once for a stomach-thing & I've had a kid following me around calling me "mom" ever since.