@thejessbess: I always wear running shoes while driving because you won't know what the terrain will be like until after the cop pulls you over.
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@flashember: [Zoo, bird show] "Millions of years of evolution have made these ancient raptors into graceful sky gods." *bird headbutts window 50 times*
@ShaeAaron: I just sent a text that says "we really need to talk" to everyone I know so nobody will bother me today.