@XplodingUnicorn: I am a fountain of wisdom for those who thirst for knowledge.
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@Jason_maybe: Everyone has that psycho ex we pray we'll never run into again. If you don't you're probably it.
@TheTimmyToes: (business meeting) *drops pen on the floor* *bends over to pick it up* *shirt comes untucked* *all the jelly beans start falling out*