@Shock_Monster: I am a master ninja with my ability to hide silently when someone rings my doorbell.
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@Floatersfinest: I think the government looks at Twitter and thinks 'This is WAY cheaper than Asylums'
@Parentpains: Surround yourself with people that can't handle their alcohol, so you can drink theirs after they pass out.
@realHamOnWry: Cat: What are you doing? Me: Reloading my bong Cat: You really need it? Me: I know my limits, why? Cat: You know cats can't talk, right?