@Shock_Monster: I am a master ninja with my ability to hide silently when someone rings my doorbell.
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@MUMSIEesq: My mom said I gained weight so I told her I was pregnant. Now I've got like 8 months to prepare to raise a fake baby.
@QwertyJones3: The older I get, the more my feet hurt. I guess it's true... time wounds all heels.
@BuckyIsotope: GOOD COP: I’m going to read you your rights BAD COP: I’m going to beat a confession out of you CENTRIST COP: you both make some good points