@Shock_Monster: I am a master ninja with my ability to hide silently when someone rings my doorbell.
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@JasonLastname: If you ever get hit by a car, try to spin like a ballerina. You won't get another chance like this.
@FussySaffa: Adorable idea. Colleagues have been writing names on their food in the office fridge. I am currently eating a yoghurt called Debbie
@Tmoney68: Autocorrect changed "stranger" to "strangler" & it made me wonder how often I must have written about murdering people to teach it that.