@Laser_Cat: I am "cool" and "chill" and "stuck inside the walk in freezer."
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@bombfunk75: Get your rock star name, like Axl Rose did, by selecting a car part and then a flower. Mine is Crankshaft Tulip
@YouWillGo2Hell: Every time you do a shot of tequila, an angel hi-fives a fairy and they agree to meet later to kick you in the head while you're sleeping.
@SortaBad: Sometimes at the airport I'll ask a stranger if they have an iphone charger and if they do I take mine out and say "nice, me too"
@SortaBad: You're drunk and trying to outrun the cops on horseback but they eventually catch you because it turns out you're just on a carousel