@SquidDad: I am dying
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@TheDailySchmuck: I'm black. I should be able to stick my finger in milk and make it chocolate milk. But evolution is bogus.
@JamieGreenlees: I thought it was impossible to do 450 push ups in a minute until I discovered lying