@SquidDad: I am dying
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@ShittyComedian: Don't you hate it when you're so high on drugs that simple, everyday, mundane tasks become difficult? Anyway, I pissed on your sofa.
@LeeryLeary: The fact that the British call math "maths" scares me, since the only thing more frightening than math is plural math.
@AndyAsAdjective: What they don't tell you about bathing in the blood of your enemies is your body hair is a light magenta for like the next 3 or 4 days. Ugh.