@954LeenO: I am fluent in three languages...english, sarcasm, and profanity
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@allthatisbecca: I knew I was in trouble when the lady doing my nails shouted "WHO DO YOUR EYEBROW?!"
@LurkAtHomeMom: Friend: OMG did u see the thing on the news about the sinister clowns? Me: *flashback to me watching the debate* yeah I think I saw that
@ScaryMommy: In marriage, there are two conversations: The one you think you're having and the one your husband hears.