@954LeenO: I am fluent in three languages...english, sarcasm, and profanity
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@SamDelanche: Impatient means she's restlessly eager, inpatient means she lives in a mental hospital... Learned that one the hard way.
@Humor_Fetish: There's a fine line between flirty and creepy. And that line is called being good looking.
@Prof_BrianCocks: K1: Frankincence K2: Myrrh K3: Gold K1 & K2: WHAT? K3: Gold K1: We said £20 each! K3: I.. K1: I hate you K3: Wrap it from all of us?
@DaddyJew: Cop: do you know why I pulled you over? Me: *super high* nice try, license and registration