@Bacardidevi: "I am going on a trip." "Mushrooms or acid?"
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@CornOnTheGoblin: [God wakes up] oh man i am hungover, what'd i do last night? [sees that goats have the ability to scream now] haha oh yea
@iwearaonesie: "you yelled 'this is not my daddy!' when i picked you up to leave the store. you're lucky i let you live" -how dad signs my birthday cards
@KevinFarzad: Sick and tired of cooking videos assuming I have 40 perfect little bowls to put ingredients in. Grow up