@Bacardidevi: "I am going on a trip." "Mushrooms or acid?"
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@waydybee: Sometimes i think my life sucks. Then i look at the lives of others. Then it hits me. My life does suck!!
@causticbob: I started a petition to ban people from collecting autographs. So far I've got 50,000 signatures.
@FierceMess: If it weren't for twitter I wouldn't know what it feels like to go unnoticed. Just kidding, I'm married. I know exactly how that feels.