@Bacardidevi: "I am going on a trip." "Mushrooms or acid?"
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@OohSnapItsChris: I like to whisper my questions to the Librarian so they can ask me to speak louder
@envydatropic: You know the jack in a box that scared the life out of you when you were a child? That's me as an adult cooking with my smoke detector
@bdbdleeroybrown: Tampon commercials create an unrealistic expectation of how much fun it is to be around menstruating women.
@Douchekevin: Never mind trying to scare me about going to hell religious people, it won't work. I was married for 6 years.