@ThisLocalHater: I am in my truest form when the food comes at a restaurant and I side-eye plates, suspicious that everyone got more fries than I did.
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@WoodyLuvsCoffee: Not saying you're shady but there is a family of squirrels gathered around your ankles.
@_ElvishPresley_: [commercial for boiling water] *enemies at castle wall are splashed with cool refreshing water* castle guard: there must be a better way!
@SheaSerrano: i don't care what anyone says Baby Groot is perfect and i would gladly trade any of my children for him