@ThisLocalHater: I am in my truest form when the food comes at a restaurant and I side-eye plates, suspicious that everyone got more fries than I did.
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@jergarl: [at Timmy's funeral] Lassie's thought bubble: Frankly, I can't even believe he lasted this long I'm so tired
@flashember: walk up to the mightiest oak in the forest and punch it. now laugh as you climb into its branches to let the other trees know you're insane