@DanMentos: "I am inspiring" -Russian guy who's about to get kicked out of his spy ring
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@shkeeber: One time I intentionally asked a thin woman "when she was due" because I was bored. So yeah, I guess you could say I'm into extreme sports.
@AimeeHelene1: *puts finger over your lips* Shhhhhhhhhhhhh *feeds you more applesauce making airplane noises*
@mejustbeth: Weather man said all you need today is sunglasses and sunscreen but I think I'll put some clothes on too.