@DanMentos: "I am inspiring" -Russian guy who's about to get kicked out of his spy ring
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@Storminika: Why do people knock on a locked public restroom door? And what is the person inside to say? "who is it?"
@Storminika: I hate it when strangers question me. I'm with my kid, & this lady goes, 'He's cute. Who does he look like?' I'm like, 'Your husband'
@Dallani: Yes, 911?... Yeah, this guy is wearing green-colored skinny jeans and he has a really hot girlfriend. So do I judge him...or her?