@DanMentos: "I am inspiring" -Russian guy who's about to get kicked out of his spy ring
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@rcromwell4: "Then, the handsome prince sees her dead body laying there and has to kiss her." "Ummm, what?" "Trust me, the kids will love it."
@Sickayduh: Hey girl are you a Sony Pictures movie because I wanna [end of joke redacted due to foreign pressure]
@SkinnerSteven: I like my women like I like my coffee, passed through the digestive system of a cat