@vincevangone: I am "knows everything about Aardvarks because Mom bought an encyclopedia," years old.
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@khook32: My husband really loves our new couch. In fact, he loves it so much he called me his exwife's name just so he could sleep on it.
@_davidlucas_: If your human doesn't feed you immediately, run in front of their feet and trip them up. ~Cats, apparently.
@AbbyHasIssues: The only way an adult coloring book could help calm my stress is if it was somehow edible.