@vincevangone: I am "knows everything about Aardvarks because Mom bought an encyclopedia," years old.
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@ElleOhHell: If Wonder Woman and Spider-Man go into business together, they should call it Amazon Web Services.
@Mr_Kapowski: [ATM, with a line of people behind me] Me: *turns around* Sorry, forgot my PIN. How does that song go? 867 and then what?