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@Kirangandhi: I am learning from my mistake now. My son taught me maths today
@TheMichaelRock: Me: If I have $45 and your mother has $15, how much money does your mom have?
Me: That's correct, son.
@hstweetheart: I'LL TAKE TEN OF YOUR FINEST MIDGETS! THEY MUST BE CLEVER CONVERSATIONALISTS & KNOW HOW TO PARTY.
"...Ma'am, this is a preschool..."
@beermanboobs: Oh, you said floppy DISK.
*pulls pants back up*
Yeah, I don't know what that is.
@StellaRtwot: Wtf neighbor I waved to you last week
@InternetHippo: For years I’ve been needlessly struggling w/ not having enough money until an internet commenter changed my life by telling me to work hard