@Kirangandhi: I am learning from my mistake now. My son taught me maths today
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@SaveItForFest: You know the best side effect of losing weight? Supersonic hearing. I can hear the crinkle of a candy wrapper or bag of chips through walls.
@SeeEllVee: Just watched a guy walk out of the tanning place and immediately light a cigarette. Slow down, buddy. Don't get all the cancer today!
@MUMSIEesq: In my defense, they should have been more specific about which part of the restaurant I was supposed to "Drive Thru"