@NicestHippo: "I am leg end" - a foot
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@AudreyPorne: women showering in movie: slowly rubbing her soapy thighs. women showering in real life: firing snot outta our noses like angry dragons.
@RandomAntics: When I'm empty-handed my dog doesn't know what the word 'sit' means, but if I have a treat she can perform neurosurgery.
@primawesome: I'm an adult, and I can eat whatever I want whenever I want, and I wish someone would take this power from me.