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@NicestHippo: "I am leg end" - a foot
@neiltyson: QUESTION: What were the very first straws made of? ANSWER: Straw.
@MissMalbec: Don't try to fix your computer the same day you quit drinking. You. Will. Relapse.
@IamEnidColeslaw: life is like a box of chocolates: it kills dogs
@BritXNic: Unless you met your spouse while committing a diamond heist, I don't need to hear how you got together.
@tastefactory: I smoked e-cigs for so long that I got e-cancer. I'm ok though, I just swallowed a Norton Antivirus cd and it cleared things up.