@NicestHippo: "I am leg end" - a foot
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@timdonakowski: Me: Siri, did you know millions of people misquote you on Twitter every day? Siri: Tim, I want your polish sausage.
@GlennyRodge: "My dog's learning to speak a foreign language." "Español?" "No, he's a labrador."