@MyHairyLife: I am man. Hear me ask my wife for permission to roar.
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@WeissBrandon: I'd never lie just to get a girl to sleep with me, is one of my favorite lies to tell girls that I am trying to sleep with.
@KenJennings: I slept on my neck funny and today I will be turning my whole body like Batman every time I have to look at something.
@OhNoSheTwitnt: A fox: People aren't so bad. I hear they named a news station after us. [Watches 1 minute of Hannity] We attack the humans at dawn.