@MyHairyLife: I am man. Hear me ask my wife for permission to roar.
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@gengen874: Quietly she fades away, drifting closer to nothingness. Nothingness whispers, "I already have a girlfriend."
@OhNoSheTwitnt: I just got asked to work on a "special project" which is boss for "This was assigned to me but you're smarter so here you do it."
@AGreaterMonster: When I saw grown ups in public kissing I'd ask my mom, "What are they doing?" Now I wonder the same thing.