@girl_a_whirl: I am never too old to redecorate your garden gnomes in the middle of the night.
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@shashaintl: Him: Are you gonna kill me? Me: WHAT? Him: Your mood swings. I figured today's the day I die. Me: Him: *whispers* Please don't hurt me.