@fatherofcomedy: I am not afraid to stand up to my wife when she is not looking.
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@markydoodoo: *gets tax refund* *calls zoo* Hello, how much to rent an otter for the day? Please say less than $47. Hello?
@WoodyLuvsCoffee: Rock-a-bye-baby is my favorite nursery rhyme about the tragic consequences of putting babies in trees.
@fightforfood: When you guys describe me to your families do you use the word tigress? I'd prefer if you included tigress