@WowYoureFunny: I am not an alcoholic. Alcoholics need a drink, I already have one.
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@drinksmcgee: I saw someone use "Terrierist" instead of "Terrorist" and I don't know whether I should be afraid of my dogs or not.
@beerfartchamp: I just witnessed a co worker eat a cupcake with no frosting. What kind of devil worshiping nonsense is this?
@EndhooS: Me: I got my YOLO tattoo covered up GF: Good. I told you it was just a stupid fad Me: I know GF: What'd you get? Me: *reveals Minion tattoo*