@roxiqt: I am not gullible. I am just easily tricked- which someone told me is different.
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@Home_Halfway: PROFESSOR X: What is your skill? ME: I'm very strong X: So? All my students are ME: Oh yeah? *watches a movie without eating popcorn* X: Dear god
@ThePocketJustin: I've done all the cleaning and ironing but I've forgot why I broke into this house in the first place.