@dumbbeezie: I am not on a plant based diet but my lungs are
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@Ooft_Headshot: Toy Story has resulted in me not being able to throw away my childhood toys in case they get depressed and want to kill themselves.
@KimDotcom: "The problem with quotes on the Internet is that they're not always accurate." - Albert Einstein
@cervixsmash: Tell someone you love them today because life is short. But SHOUT it at them in German because life is also terrifying and confusing
@Tups13: I hate when I think of a great tweet and discover someone did it already. It's like that time I invented the wheelbarrow.