@VaguelyFunnyDan: OMG guys just watched the news and those "COEXIST" bumper stickers totally aren't working :/

@BlackCatBettie: If we all winked, laughed out loud, stuck out our tongues and blew kisses in real life as much as we do in texts...it would be very creepy.

@redherringbear: If you believe you can pass a drug test by drinking large amounts of water, you're just diluting yourself.

@2thestreetz: If you want world peace, your army should be made up of massage therapists. I mean, who could fight while getting a relaxing massage?

@slyoung5: Hear no evil, see no evil, speak no evil. I can accomplish this if I avoid my mother.