@The_MartiniGirl: I am not that kind of woman...I"m much worse.
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@chaddaniels34: Sometimes when my wife tells me she loves me I get the feeling it's the tennis kind.
@jwoodham: Ostriches would be scary as hell if they could fly or if they had arms, but they can't and they don't, so here we are. Stupid land birds.
@YogaButterfly_: It's amazing how kids can't think of a thing to do all day long but you put them to bed at 11 pm & they're busy working on a cure for cancer