@The_MartiniGirl: I am not that kind of woman...I"m much worse.
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@rickolantern: *stands on scanner at self checkout, weighing self after keying in mango code, just to see what net worth is in mangoes
@daemonic3: Tried to make jokes on this plane about the other passengers' carryon bags, but they went over their heads
@lianamaeby: The woman seated next to me wanted to know if San Francisco is near the water. I replied, "What's water?" so she wouldn't feel stupid.
@Dawn_M_: Calm down shouty museum man. I think it's pretty obvious that I know how to ride a dinosaur skeleton.