@aimeevc1970: I am one "Mom!" away from making the 6 o'clock news.
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@Ideal_Victoria: On the list of things I've learned today: 1. You're not allowed to walk a police dog 2. Pepper spray recovery time is 37 minutes
@AmishPornStar1: So, if he gets divorced for the third time... Does Melania get to keep the White House?
@writerPT: It's my mom's personal mission in life to save me 20% on all my purchases by clipping out and giving me every coupon known to mankind.