@aimeevc1970: I am one "Mom!" away from making the 6 o'clock news.
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@Dawn_M_: Don't judge me because I like 80's music. Judge me because I had a late term abortion because a baby would ruin my holiday plans.
@Cheeseboy22: New Subway rule: You must give the person in front of you a wedgie if they take more than 5 seconds to choose what kind of bread they want.
@neiltyson: If Bears ruled the world, I wonder if they would care whether or not the Humans they mauled were free-range.