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@aimeevc1970: I am one "Mom!" away from making the 6 o'clock news.
@djabish3k: I always dream of being a millionaire
like my uncle!... He's dreaming too.
@ItsLaTourette: It's funny how we all sleep differently. I sleep on my side My roommate sleeps on his back. My ex sleeps with everybody. That sort of thing
@Boleyngirly: When someone asks "You know what I think?", I say "Yes I do". End of discussion.
@Crutnacker: Biden: Told Trump about Carter's ghost in the West Wing
Obama: Carter is still alive
Biden: He doesn't know that
@wienerherzog: The Goonies went looking for pirate treasure and ended up finding the greatest treasure of all: pirate treasure.