@Robert_Beau: I am only drinking 2 beers tonight, but in dog beers.
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@n0tblonde: If mental stability was measured by the type of tweets we laughed at, straight jackets would be the new black.
@Rollinintheseat: *spelling bee* "Your word is disaster." "Can you use it in a sentence?" "That outfit you're wearing looks like a natural disaster."
@simoncholland: Accidentally feng shui'd tonight when everybody wang chunged and I've never been more embarrassed. That lamp does look great there though.