@Robert_Beau: I am only drinking 2 beers tonight, but in dog beers.
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@thenatewolf: What era would you have fit best in? Mine is the one where whenever anything went wrong you could blame witches.
@iwearaonesie: *turns TV off* "THEY HAD CAMERAS EVERYWHERE BUT NOBODY SAW THE TOYS WALKING AROUND?!" - me every time I watch Toy Story 3
@KyleMcDowell86: KANGAROO(tasting beer) *sips* This is too hoppy for me [BrewMaster] I thought youd love "hoppy" beer lol [Kangaroo] (sternly) That's racist
@timdonakowski: Just bought a set of alphabet magnets for my fridge, so this may very well be my last tweet.