@CarpentersCrack: I am out of wine, so I ate a bag of grapes and threw myself down the stairs.
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@Reverend_Scott: wife: um, why is the zoo calling about a missing giraffe? me measuring the ceiling: no idea.
@MollySneed: Never tell someone that it would work out if "only they lived closer". Crazy can change zip codes faster than you can change your identity.