@CarpentersCrack: I am out of wine, so I ate a bag of grapes and threw myself down the stairs.
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@thatUPSdude: I don't believe in mythical creatures like dragons, unicorns, Lock Ness Monster, drama free women. Just joking, I believe in Nessie.
@garrettbarry70: Wish I had the confidence of a small child having a meltdown at the shopping mall.
@Jake_Vig: Women never find it devilishly charming when I follow them into the lady's room. Thanks a lot, "Top Gun".